What… Me Hurry?
I am Atticusser. I need no introduction. At least not to the five of you (so far) who actually read this blog. Well, tough! You’re getting one anyway! Yes, I know I’m slow but I’m waaaaaaaaaay out here in North Carolina. I’m so far away in fact that the Earth actually rotates the opposite direction here. News doesn’t reach me very fast what with all the spam and adult content clogging up the internet tubes. So please to excuse my belatedness, but it is not my fault. We’re still using the Pony Express to deliver email in these parts. Plus, there’s global warming.
But on the the intro. Most days you can find me in a meeting or heading to a meeting or wondering whether I’m supposed to be in a meeting. You can also find me being in North Carolina, which I already pointed out but of which sometimes I have to remind myself. It is a different time here than where you are (unless you are also here, in which case can you tell me what time it is?) My nick is actually a nick of a nick. I actually prefer to go by Atticus. But as others have also experienced, just try to register the name “Atticus” on any service. Not gonna happen. Even Atticusser was taken on Yahoo, which was perplexing. It probably belongs to me but I don’t remember the password.
You won’t be hearing from me every day. But that’s OK. One less stream of consciousness “today I feel sleepy” post cluttering up the internet. I’m not going to complain about the price of gas unless I have something novel to add and I’m not going to tell you what’s on my IPod right now (but if you want to discuss my plans for the IPood, I am always available). My motto is “quality over quantity and in the absence of quality, celebrity endorsement”.
“I didn’t say garlic. I said Garlique!” – Larry King
If that doesn’t convince you, nothing will. Now don’t bother me. I’m in a meeting.
June 18th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Well, well, well. It seems we have a fourth contributor after all. I was beginning to wonder if this so-called Atticusser was simply a figment of my imagination. I would have asked him, but he’s always in meetings.