Mmmmmm… fresh eggs!

I hate to reduce this blog to being yet another viral video distributor, but I saw this ad on E! last friday and it is a must see. I’ll let it speak for itself:

8 Responses to “Mmmmmm… fresh eggs!”

  1. ZuTroy Says:

    I feel like I have just been robbed of 43 seconds of my life. 43 seconds that I’ll never be able to get back. :(

    43 because I had to give them at least 35 to make sure it wasn’t a joke and then 8 to put down my lunch without spilling anything and hit the pause button.

  2. MIghtyThor Says:

    I was just saying to an insurance salesman the other day, “Look, buster, I’m not even considering purchasing a policy from you until you cop a giant squat on the roof of my car!” This just proves that my demands were not ridiculously outlandish, as the salesman seemed to think.

    My wife also astutely notes the joy of seeing the male eagle laying eggs.

  3. javamonkeyhead Says:

    Ah — The blog has now been reduced to nothing more than youtube postings. Everyone knew it would happen when Atticusser started editing content. Seriously, “the minds” should quickly ban him before he completely destroys the integrity of the blog.

    I come to the site for witty blog postings. If I wanted to watch youtube videos, I would go to youtube. IDIOT!

  4. Suzanne Says:

    That was the most disturbing thing I’ve seen all day… and I saw some missionaries beating a homeless guy this morning…

  5. MightyThor Says:

    Woah, woah, woah. Back the chuck wagon up, there, turbo. You saw some missionaries beating a homeless guy? You can’t just throw that kind of reference out there and not expect to provide details. So come on, out with the story…

  6. Atticusser Says:

    Javamonkeyhead: And yet it has generated more comments than any previous posts. Hmmm. Methinks there is something to this strategy after all!

    * Fires up the YouTube search *

  7. Suzanne Says:

    It may have actually been two Jehovah’s Witnesses beating a particularly dirty hippie…

    (It’s also possible that I totally made the whole thing up.)

  8. javamonkeyhead Says:

    I was that homeless person.

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