Comments on: Will the real Cain please stand up? http://www.thisisthelastword.com/blog/2008/08/14/will-the-real-cain-please-stand-up/ Just another WordPress weblog Fri, 07 May 2010 14:21:48 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: MightyThor http://www.thisisthelastword.com/blog/2008/08/14/will-the-real-cain-please-stand-up/comment-page-1/#comment-97 MightyThor Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:37:57 +0000 http://www.thisisthelastword.com/blog/?p=50#comment-97 Addendum: In reviewing digital summaries of the most prominent historical cinematic documentation on the topic of the sasquatch, I have determined that the beast clearly preferred either Culver City, California, or Vancouver, British Columbia, as those were the filming locations for the Sci Fi Original Pictures "Sasquatch" and "Abominable" respectively. For further information, we really should consult Lance Henriksen, as he was involved in both projects and is clearly an expert on the subject matter. Does anyone have his number? Addendum: In reviewing digital summaries of the most prominent historical cinematic documentation on the topic of the sasquatch, I have determined that the beast clearly preferred either Culver City, California, or Vancouver, British Columbia, as those were the filming locations for the Sci Fi Original Pictures “Sasquatch” and “Abominable” respectively.

For further information, we really should consult Lance Henriksen, as he was involved in both projects and is clearly an expert on the subject matter. Does anyone have his number?

]]> By: javamonkeyhead http://www.thisisthelastword.com/blog/2008/08/14/will-the-real-cain-please-stand-up/comment-page-1/#comment-96 javamonkeyhead Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:35:02 +0000 http://www.thisisthelastword.com/blog/?p=50#comment-96 Let me clarify. The stated incident occurred in Georgia. Let me clarify. The stated incident occurred in Georgia.

]]> By: MightyThor http://www.thisisthelastword.com/blog/2008/08/14/will-the-real-cain-please-stand-up/comment-page-1/#comment-95 MightyThor Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:25:24 +0000 http://www.thisisthelastword.com/blog/?p=50#comment-95 Thank you, Dr. Shipley. However, my first question remains unanswered. Was the alleged sasquatch discovered in Georgia or Georgia? According to the original tale as it was related by MrHattyHat (if that is indeed his real name), it occured in Georgia the nation (or საქართველო as spelled in the native tongue), but other accounts have it in Georgia the US state (or Jorja, as spelled by the locals). One of my coworkers asserts that it was clearly the state of Georgia, because Bigfoot is known to Summer there on the plantation where his forebears were prominent slavers, but I say poppycock to that whole idea, as Bigfoot would clearly hate such a humid summer locale. Just imagine what it would do to all that hair! I expect he would choose a much more temperate region to spend his summers, like Sasketchewan. Could you please clarify the geography here? Thank you, Dr. Shipley. However, my first question remains unanswered. Was the alleged sasquatch discovered in Georgia or Georgia? According to the original tale as it was related by MrHattyHat (if that is indeed his real name), it occured in Georgia the nation (or საქართველო as spelled in the native tongue), but other accounts have it in Georgia the US state (or Jorja, as spelled by the locals).

One of my coworkers asserts that it was clearly the state of Georgia, because Bigfoot is known to Summer there on the plantation where his forebears were prominent slavers, but I say poppycock to that whole idea, as Bigfoot would clearly hate such a humid summer locale. Just imagine what it would do to all that hair! I expect he would choose a much more temperate region to spend his summers, like Sasketchewan.

Could you please clarify the geography here?

]]> By: javamonkeyhead http://www.thisisthelastword.com/blog/2008/08/14/will-the-real-cain-please-stand-up/comment-page-1/#comment-94 javamonkeyhead Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:53:52 +0000 http://www.thisisthelastword.com/blog/?p=50#comment-94 Answer to question #1: The posting by one of your esteemed minds is correct. The bigfoot was secured in Georgia. DNA evidence is forthcoming after our initial analysis is completed. Answer to question #2: The news has been well received among my academic peers. We have long known that this creature existed and are excited to share our findings with the world. I would like make it clear that Mr. Thunderhorse is not trained NOR has he attended any conferences where cryptozoologists have discussed our discoveries. He submitted a formal request to be initiated into out professional organization of esteemed colleagues in 2005. At which time, the governance board decided he did not have the required qualifications or research findings to be included among our professional organization. It is our understanding that he has completed 1/18th of a semester at Salem Oregon Community College for the Blind. As you are aware, our organization requires our candidates to have reached the level of PHD in course work and academic studies. Answer to question #1: The posting by one of your esteemed minds is correct. The bigfoot was secured in Georgia. DNA evidence is forthcoming after our initial analysis is completed.

Answer to question #2: The news has been well received among my academic peers. We have long known that this creature existed and are excited to share our findings with the world.

I would like make it clear that Mr. Thunderhorse is not trained NOR has he attended any conferences where cryptozoologists have discussed our discoveries. He submitted a formal request to be initiated into out professional organization of esteemed colleagues in 2005. At which time, the governance board decided he did not have the required qualifications or research findings to be included among our professional organization. It is our understanding that he has completed 1/18th of a semester at Salem Oregon Community College for the Blind. As you are aware, our organization requires our candidates to have reached the level of PHD in course work and academic studies.

]]> By: MightyThor http://www.thisisthelastword.com/blog/2008/08/14/will-the-real-cain-please-stand-up/comment-page-1/#comment-93 MightyThor Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:45:12 +0000 http://www.thisisthelastword.com/blog/?p=50#comment-93 Second question, Dr. Shipley: How is this news being regarded by your professional peers? It is widely known that Thunderhorse, group leader of the MySpace organization "Yeti Entusiasts for Yeti Awareness" does not hold you or your work in very high regard, ever since he was kicked off the Sasquatch Watch project for the controversial paper he published, theorizing that Bigfoot and The Great Pumpkin were in fact one and the same. Second question, Dr. Shipley: How is this news being regarded by your professional peers? It is widely known that Thunderhorse, group leader of the MySpace organization “Yeti Entusiasts for Yeti Awareness” does not hold you or your work in very high regard, ever since he was kicked off the Sasquatch Watch project for the controversial paper he published, theorizing that Bigfoot and The Great Pumpkin were in fact one and the same.

]]> By: MightyThor http://www.thisisthelastword.com/blog/2008/08/14/will-the-real-cain-please-stand-up/comment-page-1/#comment-92 MightyThor Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:36:13 +0000 http://www.thisisthelastword.com/blog/?p=50#comment-92 Excellent. My first question is this: Dr. Shipley, was the corpse found in Georgia or Georgia? There seems to be some confusion on this point. Excellent. My first question is this: Dr. Shipley, was the corpse found in Georgia or Georgia? There seems to be some confusion on this point.

]]> By: javamonkeyhead http://www.thisisthelastword.com/blog/2008/08/14/will-the-real-cain-please-stand-up/comment-page-1/#comment-91 javamonkeyhead Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:59:18 +0000 http://www.thisisthelastword.com/blog/?p=50#comment-91 I have PHD in cryptozoology. You should not call the integrity of my creditials on this matter into question as I am the very cyptozooligist who discovered Aquasquatch. One of your very own “minds” is aware of my years of study and has seen my diploma is this area of acedemia. I would to verify the claims made here and inform everyone that I was privy to this information several weeks ago by my esteemed colleagues. I have been unable to discuss this discovering until it was fairly and accurately balanced by the fine investigative journalists at Fox News. I am now able to answer any and all questions regarding this matter both publicly and privately by interested parties. Inquires can be made here. -- Dr. Grant Shipley I have PHD in cryptozoology. You should not call the integrity of my creditials on this matter into question as I am the very cyptozooligist who discovered Aquasquatch. One of your very own “minds” is aware of my years of study and has seen my diploma is this area of acedemia.

I would to verify the claims made here and inform everyone that I was privy to this information several weeks ago by my esteemed colleagues. I have been unable to discuss this discovering until it was fairly and accurately balanced by the fine investigative journalists at Fox News. I am now able to answer any and all questions regarding this matter both publicly and privately by interested parties.

Inquires can be made here.

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Dr. Grant Shipley

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