Speechless
When a video leaves me speechless, I guess the only thing I can do is post it and let it…uh…scream for itself.
I guess I could mourn the absence of witty commentary in this post with deeply-rooted primal screams. Or at least Motley Crue’s totally awesome rock anthem Primal Scream.


September 22nd, 2008 at 10:33 am
I normally try not to be the first to comment on my own posts, but this is just too good to pass up. Check out this video response. The guy’s pretty much just as nuts as the tree huggers, but he does some well-timed Laurel & Hardy splicing.
September 22nd, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I wonder if trees ever get sick of having weirdos as friends…
I’m all for conserving and not wasting wood and stuff, but WOW.
September 22nd, 2008 at 3:26 pm
You know, I really feel for those guys…I just…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA…
Sorry, I couldn’t keep that up.
On a related note, did anybody else notice the drum? Isn’t that made of wood and leather or something? Why don’t I just show up at your best friend’s funeral and play the xylophone on his ribcage?
September 23rd, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Thor: I’m sure the drum was actually made of hemp. Hemp cloth pulled tightly over dried hemp sticks. And when they were all done screaming and mourning, they lit a bonfire in the tree’s honor.
September 25th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Maybe they burned the hemp drum in the bonfire, and THAT’S what they’ve all been smoking.