The boys and I packed up the car, left the wives and headed out for (man|gay|golf|bro)cation this weekend.  Here’s how it went…by the numbers:

• 54 – Golf holes played in 2 days
• 2 – Birdies scored
• 2 – Houses hit with golf balls
• 0 – People who caught us in the act of hitting golf balls at their houses
• 116 – Highest golf score recorded (*cough* T-Daddy *cough*)
• 166 – Times the phrase “It’s too late to ‘pologize” was sung
• 1 (out of 5) – Rating I gave Eagle Eye after watching it this weekend
• 1 – Surly waitresses encountered
• 11 – Strokes to finish hole 17 at Sand Hollow
• 8 – Score recorded on 17th hole at Sand Hollow
• 154 – Yards I can hit out of a fairway bunker with an 8 iron
• 1 – Bunnies photographed
• 88 – Bunnies shot (inside joke)

I declare the golfcation a smashing success.