Say it Ain’t SObama!
It looks like the slightly more than half of the slightly more than half of the 18 and over “majority” have spoken. But fear not, my fellow Americans. In 258 days, I will at last turn 35 and will officially qualify for the Presidency. Then will all of our dreams finally be realized when I announce my self-nomination for 2012. Even now President-Elect Obama is about to take the stage, I expect to give his concession speech in light of my looming candidacy. Let’s hope he doesn’t mess things up too much before I can take office.
ELECTION UPDATE: North Carolina is still too close to call. I knew I should have voted more than once!
November 5th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Ooooh…now I’m going to have to make a very difficult decision. You see, back when there was some possibility of Hillary taking office, Donjuanica and I formulated an elaborate contingency plan:
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Atticusser or El Donjuanica? Perhaps the question we should be asking is not “Who would make the better president(e),” but “Quem es mais macho?”
November 5th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Don’t blame me…I voted for Nader! It was my way of telling the Gov’t: “Up Yours and your 2 party system!”
November 5th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Umm, how did I not know that my husband was planning to move us to Mexico and run for office? Guess I better start teaching the kids how to roll cigars… which will still be better than hanging out here in the new Socialist America!
November 5th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
MightyThor: Perhaps this will answer your question.