Holy Bat Suit, Batman!
Let me get this straight: You think that one of the richest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to sue this person? Good luck.
UPDATE: This excellent and completely not pretend piece of journalism just in from the courtroom artist in the Batman suit (no, he’s not wearing the suit. It’s a lawsuit. Oh nevermind): 


November 12th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Uh…Batman’s a perv?
November 12th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Hi, this is the mayor of Voldemort, Ukraine, and I want in on all of this nonsense. Because Rowling’s pockets are just as deep as Bruce Wayne’s, fo’ sho’.
ps- heehee, he said “boner”.