Holy Bat Suit, Batman!

Let me get this straight: You think that one of the richest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to sue this person? Good luck.

UPDATE: This excellent and completely not pretend piece of journalism just in from the courtroom artist in the Batman suit (no, he’s not wearing the suit. It’s a lawsuit. Oh nevermind):

2 Responses to “Holy Bat Suit, Batman!”

  1. MightyThor Says:

    Uh…Batman’s a perv?

  2. Suzanne Says:

    Hi, this is the mayor of Voldemort, Ukraine, and I want in on all of this nonsense. Because Rowling’s pockets are just as deep as Bruce Wayne’s, fo’ sho’.

    ps- heehee, he said “boner”.

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