Thanks to the crack reporting staff at Fox News, not only do we know about the heinously unethical (and likely illegal) behavior of the junior high school district of America’s hero-du-jour, pilot “Sully” Sullenberger, but we can actually peruse the documents which they “accidentally” released to the public! Check out the highlighted area in the image below (click to enlarge):

So if the school district scores an “F”, what does Fox News get? An “E” for enabling? A “P” for perpetuating? How about an “A+” for aiding and abetting? The best part is, I saw this last week and the story is still there complete with documents. I guess the irony still hasn’t dawned on them.

Hey, at least they’re being nice to the guy while they trample on his right to privacy. How about this glowing piece of totally relevant information: “His IQ qualified him for the ‘genius society’ Mensa when he was just 12 years old.” Sadly, the collective IQ at Fox News is apparently equivalent to a more typical 12 year old. One with severe learning disabilities. Maybe they should hire Sully to rescue them from their own stupidity. Whaddaya say, Sully? All they need is your Social Security Number.

Enter SSN here:

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