IOTD: The Swiss Army Penchuku Sabre
Per Atticusser’s suggestion, I am taking this opportunity to introduce the inaugural product in our new Invention of the Day category.
Introducing the Swiss Army Penchuku Sabre!
This ingenious device provides all of the following:
- Pen
- Sword
- Light Sabre
- Nunchuku (which is really just another pen, tied to the other one with string. But it’s a really hard pen.)
- Fishing Pole
- Corkscrew (but it’s a light sabre cork screw)
Many thanks to Atticusser and MtyThor for providing the inspiration for this invention.
March 13th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Dear MrLiarHat:
I am already furious with you over your wishy washy posts where you say one thing and then do another*. And then you pull this crap on me? Get a life MrLiarHat.
Anyone with sense knows that you CAN NOT! submit an invention for your dear readers without a sketch.
–
Gee-Rant
* See comment #1 under blog post “Sustained and Growing Genius” where Gee-Rant catches MrLiarHat red handed.
March 13th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
I am going to have to agree with Gee-Rant here. At minimum, a crude diagram is fundamental to any IOTD post. Even if it’s stolen from some other more reputable work. Also, it should always be labeled a “schematic”, a la Jack Bauer.