Comments on: QOTD: Do cows have horns?

By: Suzanne

Suzanne — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 05:04:44 +0000

Oh, and also: I think you are being harsh on Gee-rant. I know him and have always thought him to be of medium to medium-high intelligence.

By: Gee-Rant

Gee-Rant — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:28:45 +0000

I have decided to delete this blog from the world wide internets.

By: Suzanne

Suzanne — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:03:19 +0000

I was all ready to argue with THE MEXICAN until I was explicitly told not to. In all capital letters. Also, 7 years is a long time in the cow milking world… long enough to perhaps know a thing or two. Or maybe not. I’m checking his MySpace for visual confirmation. I’m excited, as this will be my first time seeing pictures of cows on MySpace.

By: Gee-Rant

Gee-Rant — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:08:09 +0000

Hogwallup.

By: MightyThor

MightyThor — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:46:39 +0000

Also, I’m glad we finally got an authoritative opinion on this matter, because it was becoming very difficult to understand where the truth really lies. It’s a good thing we have the definitive proof provided by our astute and very scientific authority “THE MEXICAN” and his extensive published research material in the form of “I HAVE BEEN MILKING COWS FOR 7 YEARS ALREADY.” His point is also made significantly more valid by all the YELLING, and by his repeated forceful assertions of “DONT ARGUE WITH ME!!!”

Thank you, science!

By: MightyThor

MightyThor — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:41:37 +0000

BCACFA? I know I’ve read something about this somewhere…now where was it?…

OH YEAH!!!

By: MrHattyHat

MrHattyHat — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:24:51 +0000

Of course you should be receiving various kinds of waves. Cow horns are really just heavy antennae. That’s why all cows, boys and girls, need them. How else would they send and receive instructions from the Bovine Center for the Advancement of Cow Flatulence in the Atmosphere (BCACFA)?

That’s what that lady meant by “they are a connection to the sky.” That’s code language that means only one thing:

They’re listening to you!