Sometimes you just get lucky.  I guess I’ve been on a bit of a roll lately, thanks to YouTube and my Vista Desktop headlines feed widget.

First, from the Unfortunately Hilarious Names category:

Say what you will about the guy, but if my…uh…”boys” could say anything I’d be pretty freaked out.  I certainly wouldn’t ask them to take on responsibilities for funding of any kind.  They tend to make bad decisions anyway, if left to their own wiles.

Next, from the “Ooo, it’s that creepy eye!” category.

Ok, it’s more like “Ooo, it’s that creepy mouth,” but you get the idea.  That comment comes from an old Letterman commercial on CBS (hence the “eye” thing), and I captured this shot from a YouTube video of a Conan clip, so there’s that too.  You have to look at it just right, but the serendipitous line-up of those eyes and that bracey mouth was just a little too good to pass up.

Finally for my favorite, which needs no set up or commentary:

If you missed it, it’s headline number 3.  Oh!  Wouldn’t have been just that much better if it had been number 2?  Oh well…I guess you can’t win ‘em all.

P.S. In other news, WordPress’s WYSYWIG editor fully SUCKS!  Stop changing my code!!