…And I can die happy.  Last night, for the first time in my life, I watched Olympic Table Tennis.  I now know the pinnacle to which my aspirations in this dreary world might aspire. 

I’m a pretty fair hand at Ping Pong, as the other Minds can surely attest, so I’m pretty much sure I’m ready to go to Beijing.  I might want to add a few of these tricks to my bag first, though.

Michael Phelps swims.

This has been your Olympics Update.