I saw this sign on the door of the rec center where Johnson had his first basketball game/sermon (another post perhaps) this morning. I contemplated making it a word of the moment entry,

Founder (n): Somebody what finded somethin’.

but the lack of punctuation (except for the inexplicable string of exclamation points at the end) and poor grammar make it almost impossible to determine the author’s intended meaning with any real confidence. Here are just a few of the possibilities:

1. The author is stating that they lost their dog reward to the founder of the city of Fuquay-Varina (the city where the sign was posted), assumingly in some game of chance. What a “dog reward” is and what act was worthy of such a reward are unclear.
2. The author is seeking help in locating a lost dog. Once the dog is returned, a reward will be given to the founder of the Baptist church (the owners of the rec center where the sign was posted). No compensation for the person who actually locates the dog is mentioned, but perhaps a dog reward would be in order.
3. The author wishes to bestow upon one of the founders of our nation the reward of a lost dog. It is not clear which founding father is to be the beneficiary of said reward, but I think George Washington is the most likely candidate because he cannot tell a lie and would return the dog to it’s rightful owners immediately.
4. A lost dog is offering a reward to anyone with experience running a foundry. Why the dog holds founders in such high esteem is uncertain, as is where it picked up it’s rudimentary word processing skills, but it certainly explains the poor english.

I could go on and on but I have to go look for a lost dog. I hear there’s a reward for the person who founds it!!!!! Maybe I should call Bob.

Piss-jitters (n): (Contributed by Charlotte “Chuck” Charles of Pushing Daisies)
That strange shiver that you get when you pee.  It appears to only happen to men, unless any of you ladies would like to refute that.

Example Usage:
“If someone gave me the piss-jitters, I’d ask him about the strange thing he said, not hide in the kitchen.”

Related Words:
Pee-shivers

Bromance (n): (Contributed by Krista)
There’s nothing gay about it in our eyes…it’s guy love between two guys.

Example Usage:
Mrs. MightyThor: “Is that because you have a bromance going with Donjuanica?”
Mightythor: “No, Donjuanica has a bromance going with The Rock.”

Related Words:
Man-crush

Related Links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0

Tramptastic (adj): (Contributed by Krista and Stacy London)
Of the quality pertaining to tramps (like the skanks, not like the hobos or the cartoon dogs).

Example Usage:
“Those shoes are tramptastic.”

Related Words:
Tramplicious

Disclaimer:
MightyThor does not watch What Not to Wear, but his wife watches it religiously.

Hannahmontanarrific (adj): (Contributed by Donjuanica)
Being possessed of the peculiar quality which causes inexplicable frenzy among seven to twelve year old girls, to the befuddlement of rational adults who, as a consequence, shell out hundreds of dollars on eBay to claim sold-out event tickets, without ever knowing why.

Example Usage:
“The Stadium of Fire was hannahmontanarrific!”

Related Words:
Jonasbrothersome, Hillaryduffenomenal, Highschoolmusicaligious

Antonyms:
Breastakaboobical, chestakamammical, pendular globular, tubular boobular joy
(Note: Give it a few years and these might become more applicable, if Miley Cyrus follows the dubious path laid out before her by some of her predecessors.)

Crumbnut (noun): I could provide a definition, but it would rob you of the unique opportunity to use this word as you see fit.  I will say that this is the best product name I’ve seen in a while.  Behold:

  - Contributed by Smith’s Marketplace, Bakery Division

Hosebeast (Noun): Generally used as an insult

Used in a sentence: “Stop horking all the chips, you lousy hosebeast.”

- Contributed by Dave “Cliffy” Grant

Gorrific (adj): Gory meets terrific.  Generally used only in the context of Sci Fi Original Pictures.

 - Contributed by Atticusser